unicordian:

culpa-mia:

a story as old as time itself

o shutterstock…

(Source: fuckboii420)

3,167,379 plays

kitten-left-alone:

kinky-saint:

rock10zxa:

manafromheaven:

werewolfloves:

squigglydigg:

vvankinq:

teamrocketing:

i was looking up chicken noises to annoy my sister and now i can’t breathe

IM CRYINGG

I STARTED PLAYING THIS IN THE CAR AND MY ENTIRE FAMILY TOLD ME TO “TURN IT OFF HAILEY” WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT

ITS 2 AM AND I AM DYING

EVERYTHING HURTS

this is literally what i’ve set up as my alarm for school

How can I teach my chickens to sing???

I showed this to my mom to see how devoted she was to listening to my annoying stuff, she listened all the way through and then said “at least it’s not as bad as rap.”


mostly-perfect:

So one time my dad bought a skeleton for Halloween, and one day he decided to place it in the kitchen to scare me and it went too far…

asfa-riyaz:

"Be like the flower that gives its fragrance to even the hand that crushes it.”

- Imam Ali (a)

Everything you love is here

(Source: kristina-neumann)

I don’t need to do my homework to get into heaven

lawebloca:

The salmon send their best assassin


noveltastic:

"DEBBIE DID YOU FAX THOSE PAPERS TO MANAGEMENT?"


No, he wasn’t sad. He was full of hope.


vg challenge: 7 video games [4/7] → Super Mario Sunshine

queenofmisandrists:

  • date the kind of people who will still respect you when you no longer love them
  • date the kind of people who will still respect you when they no longer love you
  • do not waste your emotional capacities on people whose respect for you is conditional